| Me: | Are you taking a picture of the Mac and Cheese box and your boobs? |
| Maddie: | Tryin' to... |
"It’s like when you eat something that doesn’t sit well and your body’s response is to throw up and get all the bad out and then you do and it takes a little time to recover, but then you feel so much better."
Maddie quit a job for the first time.
#MJSmitch
#grown up stuff
A totally real exchange, in which my mom tries to text us by responding to the first group text sent to her phone
| Mom: | Hi. Just wanted to tell you both how much I love you. |
| Me: | Hi Mom, I love you very much too. But, also, you just sent this to the guy from the Verizon store. Hi, Verizon guy. Hope you're well. |
| Mom: | Sorry about that, P-. Apparently I need to attend one of Verizon's classes to learn how to create new group messages... |
| P-: | LOL thank you, you two. In a professional phone sales man to customer, non creepy sort of way, I love you too. I will be looking forward to seeing you at the next workshop. |
For Maddie, who is currently fulfilling a destiny 18 years in the making.
Got your Barbie cellular phone?!
LOOK AT MY ADORABLE SISTER I JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE HER RIGHT NOW AND RUB HER BUZZED HEAD.
On tonight’s Skype…
#MJSmitch
#boobs
#people who search the boobs tag are confused
#hello weirdos
Maddie did the Grey’s Anatomy dance (which is not a real thing, but is an amazing thing), we discussed boobs a lot, and then Aida, and then I was sleepy so I snuggled up with my laptop and it was like we were snuggling and gosh technology is cool.
Something happened tonight.
I’d say something about not merely following my sister’s lead, but there are worse things I could do. (Not bald though, not nearly cool enough for that.)
"Sharks are friends, not food."
Maddie’s having a fun time adjusting to life in Asia
#MJSmitch
#Taiwan
#Finding Nemo
"It’s Naked Butt Mirror time. Is that not what you do on Wednesdays at 3:30?"
Having my sister home has been a real treat.
#MJSmitch
#Naked Butt Mirror time
