I Hope Rick Santorum Gets A New Hairstyle From Tyra And He Hates It.
March 2012
Remember When Everybody Had Flip Phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
I miss flip phone swag. :(
I had a flip phone last month, what what. (But this is an awesome .gif)
February 2012
“This cash-taculous sell-out is not quite enough
I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff
With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit
A filet-of-fish meal with real hummingfish in it!
Filmmakers get cracking, the market is lacking
A splendiferous Lorax-themed drill made for fracking!
Or the fine, certain something that all people need
Indeed you’ll succeed if you sold us a theed
They’re easy to make, if you only take
All the Truffula tufts off the trees by the lake
They’re comfy and thick as the thick ironies
Of the Lorax and Seuss hawking big SUVs.” —Stephen Colber, The Colbert Report, February 27th 2012 (via now-let-me-at-the-truth)
I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff
With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit
A filet-of-fish meal with real hummingfish in it!
Filmmakers get cracking, the market is lacking
A splendiferous Lorax-themed drill made for fracking!
Or the fine, certain something that all people need
Indeed you’ll succeed if you sold us a theed
They’re easy to make, if you only take
All the Truffula tufts off the trees by the lake
They’re comfy and thick as the thick ironies
Of the Lorax and Seuss hawking big SUVs.” —Stephen Colber, The Colbert Report, February 27th 2012 (via now-let-me-at-the-truth)
